• Artist: Curt Siffert
  • Title: Stalking Toddler
  • Album: Random Improvisations
  • Date Recorded: 2006-05-29
  • Year: 2006
  • Length: 2:44 minutes

You ever notice how toddlers are really bad at hide and seek? And chase? They think they're being all sneaky and scary, and they're just not. They're really bad at it.