- Artist: Curt Siffert
- Title: Slacker Fairies
- Album: Random Improvisations
- Date Recorded: 2006-05-29
- Year: 2006
- Length: 3:02 minutes
You'd think that fairies are all about flying around in the forest carrying around tree sap and dewdrops and repairing lily pads and throwing surprise parties for baby animals. But really, some of them just want to sit around and smoke bark.