- Artist: Curt Siffert
- Title: Matchbox Traffic
- Album: Random Improvisations
- Date Recorded: 2007-01-05
- Year: 2007
- Length: 2:09 minutes
I'm trying to drive this car, but it doesn't steer, it has no brakes, and the doors don't even open. There are wrecks all around me, cars and trucks turned upside-down, but none of them appear damaged. The traffic rules don't make any sense. And just when I think I'm getting somewhere, this giant toddler reaches down and grabs me.