- Artist: Curt Siffert
- Title: Baby Naiad
- Album: Random Improvisations
- Date Recorded: 2007-01-05
- Year: 2007
- Length: 1:47 minutes
She's there to protect the spring and the lake. She moves smoothly, gracefully, arranges the moss and lilypads just so, makes sure the moonlight glints at the right angle, keeps the water clear. The problem is, she got knocked up. And her daughter, who just hit the terrible twos, is running around trying to "help".